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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 04:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

These stocks are overbought after a strong May for Wall Street and could be due for a pullback - CNBC

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

Next, they tried...

No way

Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

'Ferris Bueller' star Mia Sara returns to the red carpet after 14-year movie hiatus: 'I'm very grateful!' - Entertainment Weekly

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

The Opener: Teel, Cubs, Tigers, Langeliers - MLB Trade Rumors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)