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12.06.2025 10:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Treasuries Rally on Fed Cut Hopes, Stocks Hit Peak: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

US valley fever cases may be 18 times higher than reported - CIDRAP

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Brain ‘Reset Wave’ May Explain How ECT Rapidly Relieves Depression - Neuroscience News

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dakota Johnson Realized This Outfit Mistake Mid-Interview — And Her Reaction Was Priceless - HuffPost

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What do teens do at night?